Simon Caine

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About the show

We don’t always get the ending we want in life.

Simon is 31 years old. In his head he feels 18. By this age he thought he’d have his dream flat, dream girl and dream job. He’s single, lives at home and performs comedy for a living (one out of three isn’t bad).

If you’re the kind of person (ie a living human) who feels younger in your head than the age you would tell people, this is the show for you. The show is designed to make you laugh and think in equal measure – and you’ll laugh a lot. I mean, I’m biased but I think it’s hilarious.

At the time of writing this press release the show is 20% about sex, 5% about drugs and 75% about stuff he hasn’t done (including writing a joke into this press release, sorry).


If you like Pina Coladas, and deep emotional pain, if you're anxious in public, come and see Simon Caine.


About the performer

Simon Caine has been performing stand up for over 7 years. He’s done over 1,000 gigs and has done 2 Edinburgh Fringe solo shows (full runs) as well as 2 subsequent national tours. This will be his third solo show.

Here’s a list of awards he’s come close to winning: finalist in the Laughing Horse New Act (2014), Reading New Act Competition (2012), You Must Be Joking (2011) as well as a two-time finalist at the London Comedy Store Gong Show.

Quotes from industry / comedians / writers -

“You’re a more authentic John Oliver” - comedian Doug Stanhope

“That was awesome. I liked it… I don’t know why. But it was great. I’ll have you back” – Mike Manera (Piccadilly Comedy Club)

“What you’re doing is great… the problem is nobody understands it.” – Iain Coyle (Dave TV Comedy Commissioner)

“This is one of the few comedians to make me howl with laughter this year…” – comedian Adam Bloom

“Keep an eye on what Simon does because in 3 years time everybody else will be trying to do it.” – Stu Goldsmith

Show details
Title?
Sex, drugs and other things I never do
Tel 07957119967

Length?
1 hour (55 minute show)

Email

simon.m.caine@gmail.com

Genre?

Stand up comedy

Web

http://simoncaine.co.uk/2018Tour

Where?
Barley Twist (NG1 7FE)

http://twitter.com/thismademecool

How much?
£6
7pm start (6.30pm doors)
Saturday 3rd November 2018